A merchant just left me a message saying he won't pay prior to court proceedings because....and I quote verbatim...

" Do you know how much money is needed to feed my cocaine habit? I have to make sure my priorities are set. You may think I'm crazy but I love my cocaine and don't play games. Don't call me again. The courts will understand!

You don't think the judge does coke?!

My lawyer is ready to fight you."

I laughed for an hour straight and I cannot wait to read the motion for dismissal his lawyer will be filing.

I mean.....WOW!