[HDF]

Eclipse Rapid Merchant Funding. Direct lender offering cash advances, white labels, loans, factoring, equipment financing, hard money, CC processing, BLOCs. No COJ or UCC filed. Same hour funding. Specialize in 5-8 position, no credit check, site visit or DL required.

Also fund Puerto Rico, BVIs and Bermuda.

We won't do background checks on broker/ISOs if you return the favor.

Email: MajorTom@gmail.com
833.SUN.BLOC

[Chambo]

you must be really busy today

[Nikkiclean06]

Eclipse Rapid Merchant Funding. Direct lender offering cash advances, white labels, loans, factoring, equipment financing, hard money, CC processing, BLOCs. No COJ or UCC filed. Same hour funding. Specialize in 5-8 position, no credit check, site visit or DL required.

Also fund Puerto Rico, BVIs and Bermuda.

We won't do background checks on broker/ISOs if you return the favor.

Email: MajorTom@gmail.com
833.SUN.BLOC

I dont think I would Sign up because you dont do up to 9 positions....

sounds like you need to be sent a UCC list and get setup with a dialer. Thata keep you busy

[HDF]

you must be really busy today

It's been unbelievable! With everyone googling "eclipse" for a week, our SEO has gone to astronomic levels. We have Double-Digits commissions flying out the door, and an underwriting adjustment team working 24/7 (they get free meals and happy hours) to adjust terms upon request.

We fund gun shops, attorneys, gentlemens clubs, and Investments shops. FYI: No clawbacks in our contract. You pump we dump!

[mcaguru]

Shady

[Sachip24]

I have a 12 position deal. its a really good file but has been getting declined by everyone..but its a good file i promise.

[HDF]

We have underwriters standing by in the same room to instantly stack each other. 2 day exclusivity guaranteed on every application.

Now hiring!

[Funder Mark]

2 day exclusivity guaranteed on every application.

Why so generous?

[HDF]

I have a 12 position deal. its a really good file but has been getting declined by everyone..but its a good file i promise.

Only if your merchant can go through our new Fin-Tech 2 step algorithmic underwriting process:

1- Produce a SS# or EIN
2- Fog mirror

[nrh1lp]

Hi, I am calling in about your no doc/credit check/income check start up line of credit program, I only need a few million. Before I sign though, what is the interest rate?

[HDF]

We also pay 20pts on all fees including:
Origination fee
ACH setup fee
ACH deposit fee
ACH withdrawal fee
UCC search fee
State SOS search fee
Google search fee
Whois search fee
Legal service fee
Risk Assessment fee
Bank fee
Arbitration anticipation fee
Miscellaneous fees

And we'll white label you Personal Service Fee up to 10pts.

[FCG]

I have a deal right now with no application or bank statements, can you fund ?

merchant does 10k a month needs 450k

[HDF]

Hi, I am calling in about your no doc/credit check/income check start up line of credit program, I only need a few million. Before I sign though, what is the interest rate?

We don't quote interest rates. Most deals are under 12 months so it is obviously impossible to quote an annual rate if the term doesn't even cover one year!

What we do at Eclipse is directly fund you through our network of lenders who offer you the money you need upfront, and for your convenience you can pay back daily from your business checking account. Either you need the money or not. It is that simple.

[nrh1lp]

where do I sign bro

[HDF]

I have a deal right now with no application or bank statements, can you fund ?

merchant does 10k a month needs 450k

Many of our brokers have power of the pen with their merchants. The paperwork shows up, we fund. We are in the make things happen business over here for christs sake.
And our in-house brokers read a lot of motivational sales material.

[HDF]

Getting a lot of questions on commissions. Our flagship product is short term: 3wks @ 1.49 buy rate, $125 - $75,000. Up to 15pts on top. Renew after 10 business days.

These products were never intended to be long term. Money in a pinch.

[Sachip24]

Only if your merchant can go through our new Fin-Tech 2 step algorithmic underwriting process:

1- Produce a SS# or EIN
2- Fog mirror

does not have social or EIN and just got out of jail for bank fraud. he told me he is a changed man now though I trust him he seems like stand up guy...how can i sign up with you to send his file over

[WestCoastFunding]

I need my commissions before funding. Do you pay the day before?

[NoBigDeal]

Hahaha for a day where everyone is outside looking at the sun, this has definitely made my day staring at the screen

[HDF]

does not have social or EIN and just got out of jail for bank fraud. he told me he is a changed man now though I trust him he seems like stand up guy...how can i sign up with you to send his file over

Our specialty. Have him issue his % of shares to his wife/girlfriend and send it over with her digits. He can complete the app. We don't verify signatures over here as a late summer promotion.

[HDF]

I need my commissions before funding. Do you pay the day before?

That's a special designation over here reserved only for a tight close-knit crowd. But give us a call and whisper the code: "Second Source" to be put through to Head of Cliches.

[Sachip24]

Our specialty. Have him issue his % of shares to his wife/girlfriend and send it over with her digits. He can complete the app. We don't verify signatures over here as a late summer promotion.

got it he is single so he issued 100% of his shares to HDF Corp..file is on its way coming in hot. Ohh he can only do merchant interview and funding call via text.

[HDF]

got it he is single so he issued 100% of his shares to HDF Corp..file is on its way coming in hot. Ohh he can only do merchant interview and funding call via text.

That's fine. Also, please take cell phone pictures of his lease. The fax machine we share with all the other funders on this floor is broken.

[happysales]

Had a tough day-but this certainly brightened it-thanks for the laughs!

[MidnightAdvance]

Have a HOT deal that needs an ASAP offer, RUSH RUSH 50k approval offer (Merchant is getting 3 positions tomorrow, he's good for all 3). Can you RUSH me an ASAP offer?