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    Quote Originally Posted by The****zuofMCA View Post
    actually had a merchant die in between signing contracts and funding call (was about a 24 hour window). the "funny crap" about the situation was the broker asking if they still get their commission on the deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoBigDeal View Post
    actually had a merchant die in between signing contracts and funding call (was about a 24 hour window). the "funny crap" about the situation was the broker asking if they still get their commission on the deal
    That is SAVAGE!

    These are hilarious. The best I ever had (which is nothing compared to these) was when I asked my prospect if she ever signed a factoring agreement before. She said- "Welllll umm I dont know, I dont read anything.. I just sign it."

    Btw, she somehow owns a semi-profitable business.

    SMH

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