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    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by william321 View Post
    Looking for Adam Goldman , ISO from from Albany, Lost your phone # please get in touch with me.
    What is this, like the Craigslist 'missed connections' section?

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    how much capital are you looking for? I have some very low cost programs (a lot lower then this adam goldman)

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    We exchanged glances at a trade show, your abs were ripped, your tan...golden. Your nametag said you were Adam Goldman from Albany. Call me. - will123

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    You: A strong, firm ISO with hot leads and killer closing instincts.
    Me: Sultry funding house with sizable liquidity and sexy programs.

    Let's get fiscal soon. #BusinessTime

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    Looking for Adam Goldman

    DailyFunder missed connections. I can't stop laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CreditGuy View Post
    You: A strong, firm ISO with hot leads and killer closing instincts.
    Me: Sultry funding house with sizable liquidity and sexy programs.

    Let's get fiscal soon. #BusinessTime
    HA! amazing
    John Celifarco
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    You: Fiscally and morally liberal funder that loves stacking businesses hard, fast, and deep.
    Me: Merchant with poor financial acumen and low self esteem seeking destructive short term relationship that will be fun while it lasts.

    Let's get together and party! Stack it to me, daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreditGuy View Post
    You: Fiscally and morally liberal funder that loves stacking businesses hard, fast, and deep.
    Me: Merchant with poor financial acumen and low self esteem seeking destructive short term relationship that will be fun while it lasts.

    Let's get together and party! Stack it to me, daddy.
    This is turning into the best thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FUNd View Post
    This is turning into the best thread ever.
    definitely turning into something
    John Celifarco
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    3423 Ave S
    Brooklyn, NY 11234
    T: (347) 773-3990 | F: (718) 795-1990
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    Reality

    My laptop broke, and the number he gave me is disconnected. I haven't heard back in two days about that 250k deal with 790 fico and lien-free fleet of Maybach

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    Business Time...Awesome.

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    Credit Guy you just made my month. Hilarious
    Second place? Set of steak knives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreditGuy View Post
    You: Fiscally and morally liberal funder that loves stacking businesses hard, fast, and deep.
    Me: Merchant with poor financial acumen and low self esteem seeking destructive short term relationship that will be fun while it lasts.

    Let's get together and party! Stack it to me, daddy.
    I think this is the point where you send out the Dick pic.

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    I'd like to thank the Academy...

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    You: Pure, unadulterated SMB who's never tried MCA before, but is willing to under the right circumstances. Solid pedigree, strong credentials, raised conservative but looking to let my hair down.
    Me: Patient and experienced direct funder with gentle products and pricing. Willing to take the time to understand your hang ups and slowly work through them towards an eventual close that is mutually enjoyable.

    No ****boys.

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    FUNd, do you do any work? or just F#$k with people here? Never mind, I already know...

    I had a dog that would hump anything, Like you
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    Quote Originally Posted by NBDC_Leads View Post
    FUNd, do you do any work? or just F#$k with people here? Never mind, I already know...

    I had a dog that would hump anything, Like you
    How much are your hot MCA leads again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NBDC_Leads View Post
    FUNd, do you do any work? or just F#$k with people here? Never mind, I already know...

    I had a dog that would hump anything, Like you
    The butt-hurt is strong with this one

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    Isn't Adam Goldman that one guy who wears a kippah in downtown?
    Tommy Stein

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreditGuy View Post
    You: Fiscally and morally liberal funder that loves stacking businesses hard, fast, and deep.
    Me: Merchant with poor financial acumen and low self esteem seeking destructive short term relationship that will be fun while it lasts.

    Let's get together and party! Stack it to me, daddy.
    wow

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    Looking for Adam Goldman

    Great thread. Well done DF Community. (Golf claps)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreditGuy View Post
    You: Pure, unadulterated SMB who's never tried MCA before, but is willing to under the right circumstances. Solid pedigree, strong credentials, raised conservative but looking to let my hair down.
    Me: Patient and experienced direct funder with gentle products and pricing. Willing to take the time to understand your hang ups and slowly work through them towards an eventual close that is mutually enjoyable.

    No ****boys.
    Where do you work and what is your name? I am sending you a bottle of Scotch.

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    Best. Thread. Ever.

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