Who's in??? Let's turn this thread into the most ridiculous thing you have heard from merchants. We were marketing straight cash advance today, and my inexperienced rep had a guy on speaker.

Context - He had been declined.

Guy: "How much money I make is not the issue. It's the bank that is stopping me from getting this money because they make my application with you guys look bad."

Rep: "What do you mean?"

Guy: "I have a lot going in and out of the account and sometimes the bank has to cover some items. The thing is they will then charge me a $35 fee."


Rep: Gullible at this point.

Me: On speaker in background; "so approximately how many times has the bank covered you this month?"

Guy: "5 or 6."

Me: "so you bounced 5 or 6 checks this month is what you're telling us right?

Guy: CLICK.


That was the smoothest and most elegant way of saying "I am bouncing checks left and right" I have ever heard.


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