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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    Changing the subject after I called you out on the alias thing? Classic. And lol @ 'defend myself'... I wrote a blog post showing you're full of ****. You're the one who can't stop replying. I won't be at debanked, I'll be somewhere in Southeast Asia. You can find my reviews the same place you can find my name, my face, and my story. Unlike yours.
    Listen here you little weasel, this is a forum, I do not need to ID myself because I am not here posting crap trying to get people to send me money for some run of the mill service. I assure you that you are not even a fraction of who I am. The fact you have been so triggered this entire thread says a lot about you. You keep fixating on the fact you do not know who I am, you don't need to, nor does anyone else on this forum. You hve NO social proof for the scheme you are running. Somewhere in SE Asia, sounds like what people with something to run from do.

    Keep it up bubba, you are just furthering the target on you here. Will you run away when I connect you to a previous banned member and post that all here too? You can kiss my MF ass son, you are a poser and been pretending you have something going on and you are someone, when in reality the opposite is the fact here.

    Thought you were "out" after you told me to go call UCC

    When you run out of real industry data, you resort to looking up gossip on Google. Thanks for confirming you had absolutely nothing left to say about the actual business model.

    Enjoy the UCC grind. I am out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    Listen here you little weasel, this is a forum, I do not need to ID myself because I am not here posting crap trying to get people to send me money for some run of the mill service. I assure you that you are not even a fraction of who I am. The fact you have been so triggered this entire thread says a lot about you. You keep fixating on the fact you do not know who I am, you don't need to, nor does anyone else on this forum. You hve NO social proof for the scheme you are running. Somewhere in SE Asia, sounds like what people with something to run from do.

    Keep it up bubba, you are just furthering the target on you here. Will you run away when I connect you to a previous banned member and post that all here too? You can kiss my MF ass son, you are a poser and been pretending you have something going on and you are someone, when in reality the opposite is the fact here.

    Thought you were "out" after you told me to go call UCC

    When you run out of real industry data, you resort to looking up gossip on Google. Thanks for confirming you had absolutely nothing left to say about the actual business model.

    Enjoy the UCC grind. I am out.
    Ha cope and seethe some more. You're just mad I got clients, am making money, and living a life you can only dream of, from your dreary hyperinflated miami or new york apartment that costs $20,000 a month. Meanwhile I optimized and lowered my lifestyle costs by geo-arbitraging, so i can reinvest in my business and get my clients better results.

    There's no need to be so triggered. I know you're mad that MCA is getting harder and there's guys like me out here giving your competitors all the inbound traffic while you sit there with your dog sh*t spreadsheet and call numbers one by one, getting hung up on as soon as it connects on ringcentral.

    Oh, and since you don't want to visit the blog post, let me bring it to you:





    And go ahead with your threats. I don't rely much on acquisitions from this forum anyway. Just laughing at you blowing a hemorrhoid over some text i wrote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    Ha cope and seethe some more. You're just mad I got clients, am making money, and living a life you can only dream of, from your dreary hyperinflated miami or new york apartment that costs $20,000 a month. Meanwhile I optimized and lowered my lifestyle costs by geo-arbitraging, so i can reinvest in my business and get my clients better results.

    There's no need to be so triggered. I know you're mad that MCA is getting harder and there's guys like me out here giving your competitors all the inbound traffic while you sit there with your dog sh*t spreadsheet and call numbers one by one, getting hung up on as soon as it connects on ringcentral.

    Oh, and since you don't want to visit the blog post, let me bring it to you:





    And go ahead with your threats. I don't rely much on acquisitions from this forum anyway. Just laughing at you blowing a hemorrhoid over some text i wrote.
    Lmao, I run circles on you financially, that I assure you. I am alive and well in the space doing deals everyday, meanwhile you got pushed out because you couldn't generate leads or close any deals. "Its the industry, its ruined!"

    Dork, dont worry I will be here when this thread gets bumped by someone you scammed.

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    also if those pics are supposed to be a flex, Lol.
    Last edited by diditevenfund; 06-01-2026 at 12:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    Lmao, I run circles on you financially, that I assure you. I am alive and well in the space doing deals everyday, meanwhile you got pushed out because you couldn't generate leads or close any deals. "Its the industry, its ruined!"

    Dork, dont worry I will be here when this thread gets bumped by someone you scammed.
    Yeah sure you do pal. Looking at your post history, we can see that all you do is troll this forum, and try to get reactions from anyone and everyone. Where do you find the time to close deals, big shot? Lol @ me getting pushed out. I bet you can't even walk up to a girl on the street and get her number. (That is wayyyy harder than cold calling merchants). I would run circles around you in cold calls. And yes the industry is harder due to shmucks like you coming in and pitching LOCs so they can sell an MCA lol.

    I don't scam people. In fact, I don't even lock them into long term contracts like most marketing agencies do (they do it because they know in this industry it takes time to turn a profit, and sometimes there can be a bad month that causes a client to cancel). I let them cancel if they don't like what I'm bringing in.

    Like I said, I got nothing to hide. I even offered a 7 day trial in another thread.

    And yes, the pics are a flex. I live that lifestyle 365 days a year. You take a vacation 7 days out of the year when your employer lets you.

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    This thread is pure comedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    Yeah sure you do pal. Looking at your post history, we can see that all you do is troll this forum, and try to get reactions from anyone and everyone. Where do you find the time to close deals, big shot? Lol @ me getting pushed out. I bet you can't even walk up to a girl on the street and get her number. (That is wayyyy harder than cold calling merchants). I would run circles around you in cold calls. And yes the industry is harder due to shmucks like you coming in and pitching LOCs so they can sell an MCA lol.

    I don't scam people. In fact, I don't even lock them into long term contracts like most marketing agencies do (they do it because they know in this industry it takes time to turn a profit, and sometimes there can be a bad month that causes a client to cancel). I let them cancel if they don't like what I'm bringing in.

    Like I said, I got nothing to hide. I even offered a 7 day trial in another thread.

    And yes, the pics are a flex. I live that lifestyle 365 days a year. You take a vacation 7 days out of the year when your employer lets you.
    You cant meet women in the US without getting plastered online. Imagine having to travel to SE Asia to escape life in the US you can't afford and find women who will not post you online. You are so mad, castoff. Lol. Keep it rolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    You cant meet women in the US without getting plastered online. Imagine having to travel to SE Asia to escape life in the US you can't afford and find women who will not post you online. You are so mad, castoff. Lol. Keep it rolling.
    That's cute. Now I know you really didn't read my blog post where I reveal everything. No worries, I'll bring it to you.

    Here's footage from when I was 21-22 years old at Ohio State Campus (14 years ago):



    Here's footage from me in Manhattan when i was 23-24:



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    Lol @ can't afford. Keeping lifestyle costs low while still living like a boss abroad makes me smart. It means I can invest in the markets, invest back into the business, invest in appreciating assets. Instead of on rent, and keeping up with the Joneses (A flawed ideology). The dudes driving around lambos to show off usually aren't the ones with money. It's the ones driving around Camrys you gotta watch out for. Keep talking. You're revealing the type of person you are with each reply.

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    And that's my last post. Got sh*t to do. Here's my final message for you:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    And that's my last post. Got sh*t to do. Here's my final message for you:

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    Guy just high key called himself a retard

    That's not what Elisha Long meant when he said to retardmaxx brother

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    Guy just high key called himself a retard

    That's not what Elisha Long meant when he said to retardmaxx brother
    Thanks. you just admitted i won the troll war. And yeah my mom always called me special

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    guy just high key called himself a retard

    that's not what elisha long meant when he said to retardmaxx brother
    lol

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    this feels like the exact oppossite of a romcom.. i feel like im interrupting something


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    Wow this thread
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    Im sure this has just a wonderful impact on OPs "lead gen" business
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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    Im sure this has just a wonderful impact on OPs "lead gen" business
    Funny you mention that, because I've had quite a few strategy calls booked thanks to this, and they all were laughing on the call at you and how triggered you are and how I put you in your place.

    Even booked a new client. Hopefully more. How's your week going there anonymous profile? Lol

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    All my clients care about is me getting them deals that fund. Money talks, bullsh*t walks. Keep walkin bub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    Funny you mention that, because I've had quite a few strategy calls booked thanks to this, and they all were laughing on the call at you and how triggered you are and how I put you in your place.

    Even booked a new client. Hopefully more. How's your week going there anonymous profile? Lol

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    All my clients care about is me getting them deals that fund. Money talks, bullsh*t walks. Keep walkin bub.
    You did not put me in my place even in the slightest lmfao, you are the one with a record, previously banned from here, and sexually harassing women, your clients probably all scumbags too. If you ever go to Debanked let me know, Ill be sure you know exactly who I am face to face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    You did not put me in my place even in the slightest lmfao, you are the one with a record, previously banned from here, and sexually harassing women, your clients probably all scumbags too. If you ever go to Debanked let me know, Ill be sure you know exactly who I am face to face.
    Screenshotted. Any more evidence you want to add to the pile for the upcoming defamation case? (We know you're not using a free email on daily funder, so we will definitely find out exactly who you are. Plus a court subpoena for IP address logs if necessary). I'd like to ask whether you have proof of any of your claims, in regards to the "sexual harassment" other than gossip online. I showed audio clips of women voluntarily giving me their numbers and flirting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diditevenfund View Post
    You did not put me in my place even in the slightest lmfao, you are the one with a record, previously banned from here, and sexually harassing women, your clients probably all scumbags too. If you ever go to Debanked let me know, Ill be sure you know exactly who I am face to face.
    There was another dumbf*ck just like you who decided to keep running his mouth. He was in orlando. Now he owes me $150,000, plus $750,000 in damages. Keep running your mouth. I love taking punks like you to court.

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    Wtf is going on in this thread lmfaooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shor Capital View Post
    Wtf is going on in this thread lmfaooooooo
    Bro is flexing sending lawsuits on a straw boat in the middle of the ocean with his sunglasses on

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    Call me crazy but I have a feeling the thread about to die down after a certain comment was made....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean-nayyar View Post
    Ha cope and seethe some more. You're just mad I got clients, am making money, and living a life you can only dream of, from your dreary hyperinflated miami or new york apartment that costs $20,000 a month. Meanwhile I optimized and lowered my lifestyle costs by geo-arbitraging, so i can reinvest in my business and get my clients better results.

    There's no need to be so triggered. I know you're mad that MCA is getting harder and there's guys like me out here giving your competitors all the inbound traffic while you sit there with your dog sh*t spreadsheet and call numbers one by one, getting hung up on as soon as it connects on ringcentral.

    Oh, and since you don't want to visit the blog post, let me bring it to you:





    And go ahead with your threats. I don't rely much on acquisitions from this forum anyway. Just laughing at you blowing a hemorrhoid over some text i wrote.
    "I optimized and lowered my lifestyle costs by geo-arbitraging" might truly be the corniest statement I have ever seen on this site
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLORIDAMAN View Post
    "I optimized and lowered my lifestyle costs by geo-arbitraging" might truly be the corniest statement I have ever seen on this site
    That's cute. Is this you by any chance?

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    Edit: Read through the case. It was dismissed with prejudice. But, the fact stands, you got taken to court by the My Pillow guy lol. No wonder you're mad at me for living my best life abroad, making bank, living in a penthouse in Bangkok, or wherever.

    ITT: Dudes throwing stones while living in a glass house
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