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    Let Merchants down Easy, so they come back to you!

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    For the EXACT OPPOSITE of these types of people, there's always
    www.Dumbleads.com


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    Looks like a good prompt to give ChatGTP!



    Prompt:
    Write a letter to the business owner of The Unpleasant Inn declining their funding request. Explain that the decline has nothing to do with the fact they start a life sentence in the penitentiary tomorrow. Explain how the biggest challenge we are up against is that we cant do an ACH transfer into his commissary. Reinforce that we think he and his business bring value to any funder.

    Output:
    Dear [Business Owner of The Unpleasant Inn],

    I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to inform you that, unfortunately, we are unable to approve your funding request at this time.

    Please note that our decision to decline your request has nothing to do with the news of your upcoming life sentence in the penitentiary. Our decision is based solely on our current investment priorities and funding constraints.

    We understand that your business, The Unpleasant Inn, brings value to any funder and we are impressed by your entrepreneurial spirit. However, the biggest challenge we face in supporting your request is the inability to perform an ACH transfer into your commissary account.

    Please know that this decision is not a reflection of the quality of your business or your potential for success. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

    Thank you for considering us as a potential funder, and we hope to have the opportunity to work with you in the future.

    Sincerely,
    [Your Name]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winning View Post


    Prompt:
    Write a letter to the business owner of The Unpleasant Inn declining their funding request. Explain that the decline has nothing to do with the fact they start a life sentence in the penitentiary tomorrow. Explain how the biggest challenge we are up against is that we cant do an ACH transfer into his commissary. Reinforce that we think he and his business bring value to any funder.

    Output:
    Dear [Business Owner of The Unpleasant Inn],

    I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to inform you that, unfortunately, we are unable to approve your funding request at this time.

    Please note that our decision to decline your request has nothing to do with the news of your upcoming life sentence in the penitentiary. Our decision is based solely on our current investment priorities and funding constraints.

    We understand that your business, The Unpleasant Inn, brings value to any funder and we are impressed by your entrepreneurial spirit. However, the biggest challenge we face in supporting your request is the inability to perform an ACH transfer into your commissary account.

    Please know that this decision is not a reflection of the quality of your business or your potential for success. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

    Thank you for considering us as a potential funder, and we hope to have the opportunity to work with you in the future.

    Sincerely,
    [Your Name]




    Who authorized you to post this full transcript, and how did you get your hands on this in the first place... it was placed securely on the floor next to my mazerati in the garage.

    I'm polishing my brass knuckles with my left hand, as I type with my right. I'm expecting an answer..... or you can expect a polish massage, on your forehead.

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    Faster than your Maserati......

    Buttonwillow 11-13, me, my bike and my truck.jpg
    Steve Benjamin
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    Any time you want to hop on the 101, and run some high end physics tests, grand papi. We’ll make it a broker meet up right along the expressway…. you bring some of your models, I’ll bring the champagne.

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    Ill fly over and wave #www.aerovanti.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post
    Faster than your Maserati......

    Buttonwillow 11-13, me, my bike and my truck.jpg
    figured youd have better taste steve we all know honda makes a better bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bcooper View Post
    figured youd have better taste steve we all know honda makes a better bike

    You see Steve, I knew people would give you all the credit, because I let you pose with my bike and someone stole a picture and posted it.

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    Nah - I don't think so...Honda's are for pussies...

    Dainese_Crush_040 resized.jpg
    Steve Benjamin
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    @ 24 hour funding working capital loans
    @ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
    @ Equipment financing up to 7 years
    @ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
    @ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
    @ Private money equity and debt for major investments
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post
    Nah - I don't think so...Honda's are for pussies...

    Dainese_Crush_040 resized.jpg
    upon the startling revelation that the bike pictured above is in fact dons, I've done some research and found Steve's actual bike. 220px-Jerowe-DM.jpg

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    Steve Benjamin
    Professional Business Loans

    1012 Contessa
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    https://probizloans.net/
    Broker, Underwriter, general business loan expert
    949.228.1050


    @ 24 hour funding working capital loans
    @ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
    @ Equipment financing up to 7 years
    @ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
    @ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
    @ Private money equity and debt for major investments
    @ Personal Loans up to gross income from personal tax return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post
    why are you posting a picture of David Lambert he has nothing to do with you using dons bike for clout.

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    I surrender to the greater authority...hahahaha....
    Steve Benjamin
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    1012 Contessa
    Irvine, CA 92620
    steveprobiz@gmail.com
    https://probizloans.net/
    Broker, Underwriter, general business loan expert
    949.228.1050


    @ 24 hour funding working capital loans
    @ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
    @ Equipment financing up to 7 years
    @ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
    @ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
    @ Private money equity and debt for major investments
    @ Personal Loans up to gross income from personal tax return.

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    Steve Benjamin
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    1012 Contessa
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    steveprobiz@gmail.com
    https://probizloans.net/
    Broker, Underwriter, general business loan expert
    949.228.1050


    @ 24 hour funding working capital loans
    @ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
    @ Equipment financing up to 7 years
    @ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
    @ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
    @ Private money equity and debt for major investments
    @ Personal Loans up to gross income from personal tax return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post
    i dont know about you steve but I would not mind some fabric free entertainment lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olderguy View Post


    Well you're certainly showing your age there gramps, that ad is from like 1946, and it was my grandfather's lounge.... so good job with the stalking.

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