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    Is my mic on.....turn the lights down.....Don here, giving a shout to all my fresh fruit Isos, at the farmers market buying leads, (tomato is a fruit fools, don't disrespect my direct funding vegetables). If you got terms and rates with a kick, you need to be working with us, we don't care how many positions you go, as long as you up at 5 am with the sun, and assume the position, while we hoe..... our yard.



    Only straight pickles in this jar, if you a cucumber, get dipped and seasoned, then bring your crispy butt back to the block and check us out...


    Shout out to artichoke capital, who give free IV bags with rates you will choke on, big up to green onion advance, because they got crazy green dollars and their breath stink, one love to sweet potato financing, because they know that sweet spot of giving a 10 day deal, 15 days before the merchant goes out of business, nuff respect to beets brokers, because they beat the brakes off anyone who tries to clawback a commission.* *


    * Kicks feet back and prays for some re-orders

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    Turn your cucumbers into pickles, don’t wait don’t delay, sign up today.

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    moved to promotions. next offense = ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin View Post
    moved to promotions. next offense = ban
    I hope you didn’t think I was serious about that! I would never turn anyones cucumbers into pickles.. in fact I’d rather go with cucumbers than pickles any day of the week.

    I was obviously just joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAdvanced View Post
    I hope you didn’t think I was serious about that! I would never turn anyones cucumbers into pickles.. in fact I’d rather go with cucumbers than pickles any day of the week.

    I was obviously just joking.


    I'm pretty sure you're not the cucumber he was referencing, smart guy.

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    I kind of liked fruitsaladcapital.com
    Steve Benjamin
    Professional Business Loans

    1012 Contessa
    Irvine, CA 92620
    steveprobiz@gmail.com
    https://probizloans.net/
    Broker, Underwriter, general business loan expert
    949.228.1050


    @ 24 hour funding working capital loans
    @ Term loans from 3 years to 10 years at 9.5% and up
    @ Equipment financing up to 7 years
    @ Property loans - Hard Money and traditional - Primary, Investment, commercial, land, fix and flip, construction.
    @ SBA loans - 7A and 504.
    @ Private money equity and debt for major investments
    @ Personal Loans up to gross income from personal tax return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CucumberCapital View Post
    Eli Gold Here with Cucumber Capital Looking to sign up new qualified ISO's we're fast & aggressive on the offers we fund 2nd position and up, but our sweet spot is 3rd & 4th. Call or email me to get the ball rolling here.

    Cucumber Capital
    | Submissions Department

    | Eli Gold : 718-930-2943
    |Email: eli@cucumberfunding.com
    | website: www.cucumberfunding.com
    Honestly thought this was a joke LOL Cumcumber.PNG

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    I had experience funding with cucumber & Eli from PMF and these guy pay 15 points. They a real one

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