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    Hi, hope I’m in the right room…

    Hi my name's Don, my bingie friends call me Donnie. I'll keep this quick, I've been sober for 8 and half days.

    I picked up inebriation habits working in business financing, I've worked with about 60-80 different shops, and all of them had something to say about my wash habits.

    It takes me about 10 minutes to get you and your team high off the aged lead data I give you, but my doctor said it was dangerous growing my own stuff and made me promise to close some of my gardens.

    It's been working for people in every finance vertical, from the A paper gentlemens (club) to D paper pump and chumps, we get them through customs, you take them in and fund them, and we send them back where they came from.



    You know where I clean up at….. come on through, and come quietly…we don't need any more heat; too many rival lead companies driving by slowly, with their lights off. When I offer a free web application, they tear up the street speeding off.

    See me this week. We don't need the calendar appointment, we ain't got nuthin' else to do.

    Thanks,
    Donnie
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    Keep Coming back!
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    T e f l o n d o n m c g r a t h

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    All this support is really keeping me on the wagon…. and standing up on it like the Titanic… cuz that’s where we’re going boys…. straight to the bottom of the ocean with these leads


    ….but your families will be taken care of with all the deals you fund from them, so you won’t need the chrome desert eagle to settle any scores with cheating lead providers, at the bottom of the boat, because you’ll be holding the jewels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    All this support is really keeping me on the wagon…. and standing up on it like the Titanic… cuz that’s where we’re going boys…. straight to the bottom of the ocean with these leads


    ….but your families will be taken care of with all the deals you fund from them, so you won’t need the chrome desert eagle to settle any scores with cheating lead providers, at the bottom of the boat, because you’ll be holding the jewels.
    Will these leads paint us like one of those French girls?

    Asking for a friend.
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    I don't want peace, I want problems, ALWAYS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR-Nightmare View Post
    Will these leads paint us like one of those French girls?

    Asking for a friend.

    It’s unbelievable how quickly your perverted friend figured out our June lead bonus.

    If you guys fund our leads, in June, we will send you a picture, of you….funding our leads, and wearing nothing else….

    Black and white paint of course… but any part you want left out, we’ll use color to highlight, because when you signed for full frontal…..we over deliver.
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 05-19-2022 at 12:57 PM.

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    Wow you should never post here again.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormadefunds View Post
    Wow you should never post here again.....
    I hope you're not talking about Don the Great! Don is hands-down the my favorite part of DF these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormadefunds View Post
    Wow you should never post here again.....

    I know right, let’s clean up this forum…. tell me when and where we should meet to twist this guy’s bottle cap. I’m with you Tay Tay….

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormadefunds View Post
    wow you should never post here again.....
    dont you ****ing talk to don like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by SendDocsPlox View Post
    dont you ****ing talk to don like that

    This is the passion that’s gonna launch me out of mom’s basement, I believe it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    This is the passion that’s gonna launch me out of mom’s basement, I believe it!
    Stay strong my man, We are holding on the the threshold with our arm out waiting for you!
    The Brokers Nightmare
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    Quote Originally Posted by abfunders View Post
    I hope you're not talking about Don the Great! Don is hands-down the my favorite part of DF these days.
    Agreed Don's posts are currently the best on DF
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR-Nightmare View Post
    Stay strong my man, We are holding on the the threshold with our arm out waiting for you!

    Well, just turn on the lights when you reach out like that, that wasn’t my arm…baby cakes….
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 06-07-2022 at 12:42 AM.

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    taylor-made, i see what you did there
    lol

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    Wa he do………..?
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 06-07-2022 at 07:53 PM.

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