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  1. #1
    Senior Member Reputation points: 50566 ADiamond's Avatar
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    New High Risk Funder Name Ideas

    "NO CAPPIN' CAPITAL"

    for all you special undercover funders out there with the funny names.

    BUT YOU BE CAPPIN THO
    Anthony Diamond
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    BBF

    Brooklyn Basement Funding
    If you know you know

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    Double Fund Capital
    Sneak PSF in Docs Funding Source
    Only Need 30 Days of Pmts Pioneers
    Line of Credit Coming Consolidators
    Never Heard of Nor Care about Residuals Rascals

    Anthony Diamond
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    FML **** my lenders
    STI screw the investors
    Pump & Dump Capital

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    Fly By Night Funding
    Back Alley Bridge Loan Buddies
    Sleep in Office Caucus
    Maintain an Image Initiators

    I mean ANY of these are better than some of the ones we see..

    LOL sorry. AND I am trademarking these. HMU for licensing agreement!
    Anthony Diamond
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    Back Door Funding

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    Seven Figure Funding
    NonStop Capital
    All Day Capital
    Day-To-Night Funding
    Week-To-Week Capital
    Double Up Capital
    Unlimited Funds
    Big Buck Capital
    Heavy Dough Funding Group
    Big Dough Capital
    Billionaire Buck Fund
    Top Trill Funding Groip
    Axe Capital

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    DefaultsRus..why not name it after a company that went into bankruptcy since they will do the same to the merchant

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    PWDS CAPITAL

    Penny wise dollar stupid capital

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Upsell View Post
    BBF

    Brooklyn Basement Funding
    hahahaha!!

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    You Can Definitely Afford This Capital LLC

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    Dumb Funding

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    Top Shelf Funding
    Big Game Funding
    Fly By Night Funding
    Big Shot Funding
    Pirate Funding
    Nottingham Funding

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    Quote Originally Posted by kpeng View Post
    Dumb Funding
    That might be a conflict of interest with dumbleads.com, we should check in with Don's lawyer.

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    i actually like some of the names suggested lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ADiamond View Post
    Double Fund Capital
    Sneak PSF in Docs Funding Source
    Only Need 30 Days of Pmts Pioneers
    Line of Credit Coming Consolidators
    Never Heard of Nor Care about Residuals Rascals

    Only Need 30 Days of Pmts Pioneers - Is my favorite, might as well throw in $200k LOC after 30 Pmts Funding
    Eric Christensen
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    Torro

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    Quote Originally Posted by ectorro View Post
    Only Need 30 Days of Pmts Pioneers - Is my favorite, might as well throw in $200k LOC after 30 Pmts Funding
    30 payments? You must be working with the ethical ones. I heard the "I'm good for funding, I just got $7000 and it will switch into a $250,000 SBA after 3 payments" line a few times.

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    actually id probably name it F-U!nding

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    Why don’t you do a simple old school name:
    Jimmy’s Funding Group
    Tony’s Cash Group

    Or: Young Money Group

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    Dave Lambert, Business Development
    dave@fcbankcard.com
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    High Risk Merchant Payment Solutions
    SBA 7(a) Loans & Short-Term Funding
    T/VM: 727-291-7890
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    Gator Funding

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    Cashnado Capital
    Velvet Advance
    Naa'meen Solutions
    Master Funding
    Prosperricane Advance
    Easy-street Capital
    Ascendency Advance
    Gravy Train Capital
    Radical Funding
    SteelTree Funding
    GreenWave Capital
    FundBasin
    CashBaguette
    Imperial Advance
    FundMagnet

    Had fun with the thesaurus for a while, I imagine some of these are already taken.

    Some of the ones like "Brooklyn Basement Funding" XD, so funny :].
    Last edited by MrAdvance; 07-28-2021 at 04:24 PM.

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    GreenTree Capital
    GreyGirl Funding
    Greystone Group
    Gerliciana Advance Group
    Good Guy Capital
    Greeze Gun Advance
    Get Better Capital
    Greenpie Funding
    Gel Capital
    Gesture Capital Group

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