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    Dearest yankeeman...

    I hope this literary correspondence finds you within cover of good cheer and splendid digestive health (with the purpose of minimizing evening meal flatulence).

    Me and Sean (of the Great Dane Murray family) spent a few hours going over payroll this week, and I made no keen observation of your name on the payout list.



    I also seem to remember your resume for admin position being politely declined 3 times, with the 4 and 5th time requiring a stern warning, and the 6th time involving a physical security escort out of the office cafeteria, after you threatened to put your foot through the hot dog fryer.

    Clearly there are people posting who are vagrantly disregarding rules and etiquette, and are clearly looking to create a scene and stir up problems that can easily get out of hand and cause many of our valued funder members great harm.



    I would suggest then....and only then....you put on your cape and your star spangled underpants....and administer frontier justice as you see fit.

    Other than that, I would gently ask that you keep your voice down, so that our wonderful patrons and readers visiting dailyfunder, are not startled or disturbed.




    Yours truly,



    Donald McGratheren,

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    I hope this literary correspondence finds you within cover of good cheer and splendid digestive health (with the purpose of minimizing evening meal flatulence).

    Me and Sean (of the Great Dane Murray family) spent a few hours going over payroll this week, and I made no keen observation of your name on the payout list.



    I also seem to remember your resume for admin position being politely declined 3 times, with the 4 and 5th time requiring a stern warning, and the 6th time involving a physical security escort out of the office cafeteria, after you threatened to put your foot through the hot dog fryer.

    Clearly there are people posting who are vagrantly disregarding rules and etiquette, and are clearly looking to create a scene and stir up problems that can easily get out of hand and cause many of our valued funder members great harm.



    I would suggest then....and only then....you put on your cape and your star spangled underpants....and administer frontier justice as you see fit.

    Other than that, I would gently ask that you keep your voice down, so that our wonderful patrons and readers visiting dailyfunder, are not startled or disturbed.




    Yours truly,



    Donald McGratheren,

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    Learn to read and follow directions "DUDE"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheUnderwritingProdigy View Post
    Everything else

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    Learn to read and follow directions "DUDE"


    Well first, I’m not a dude, I’m THE DUDE, man......

    And anytime you want to come down from your river park tower and settle this man to man, you can meet me at the bowling alley....they have great Russian pina coladas, and we’ll let our final scores do the swinging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    Well first, I’m not a dude, I’m THE DUDE, man......

    And anytime you want to come down from your river park tower and settle this man to man, you can meet me at the bowling alley....they have great Russian pina coladas, and we’ll let our final scores do the swinging.

    Proof that we have at least 2 individuals that did not pass reading comprehension in grammar school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yankeeman07 View Post
    Proof that we have at least 2 individuals that did not pass reading comprehension in grammar school.


    Lol

    So, so true....


    I will comment my reserve, for now....
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 03-27-2021 at 12:10 PM.
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    Don,

    According to the rules of the forum, this thread belongs in the "everything else" section. I am not sure how I know this.....I think I read it somewhere recently.......

    Best,

    Kevin
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    Kevin Henry (the third), you are clearly a man who has traversed a great deal through hallowed levels of learning to amass this knowledge, unlike myself with my rudimentary reading making it difficult to even identify what you were trying to say.

    Treasure this information you own, for you may never receive it again.









    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Henry-Seacoast View Post
    Don,

    According to the rules of the forum, this thread belongs in the "everything else" section. I am not sure how I know this.....I think I read it somewhere recently.......

    Best,

    Kevin
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    Dear Don,

    Please FOLLOW THE RULES of this extremely active forum and please DO NOT try to make us laugh anymore. Comedy doesn't belong here.

    Love,
    Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    Kevin Henry (the third), you are clearly a man who has traversed a great deal through hallowed levels of learning to amass this knowledge, unlike myself with my rudimentary reading making it difficult to even identify what you were trying to say.

    Treasure this information you own, for you may never receive it again.
    as long as you realize that he is better than you, more sophisticated than you, and more experienced than you.

    Quick interesting side fact about Mr Henry, on average, he closes 48 out of 50 cold calls

    Consider yourself lucky he took some time out of his busy day to acknowledge that you exist.

    and if you need any Factoring, MCAs or loans reach out to:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlexibleCapitalSolutions View Post
    as long as you realize that he is better than you, more sophisticated than you, and more experienced than you.

    Quick interesting side fact about Mr Henry, on average, he closes 48 out of 50 cold calls

    Consider yourself lucky he took some time out of his busy day to acknowledge that you exist.

    and if you need any Factoring, MCAs or loans reach out to:

    Kevin Henry-VP Business Development
    Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
    561-623-1872
    www.seacoastbf.com
    Boynton Beach, FL
    only 48 out of 50??? those are rookie numbers. come back on here when you start closing 85 out of every 50 phone calls made. THATS RIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYYY FOR EVERY 50 PHONE CALLS I MAKE I CLOSE AN ADDITIONAL 35 WORTH OF REFERALS!!!!! WA WA WE WO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO BROUGHT THE RED BULL TO THE PARTY TODAY THIS SHIZ IS AWESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
    only 48 out of 50??? those are rookie numbers. come back on here when you start closing 85 out of every 50 phone calls made. THATS RIGHT BABYYYYYYYYYYY FOR EVERY 50 PHONE CALLS I MAKE I CLOSE AN ADDITIONAL 35 WORTH OF REFERALS!!!!! WA WA WE WO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO BROUGHT THE RED BULL TO THE PARTY TODAY THIS SHIZ IS AWESOME!
    the other 2 are wrong numbers

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    ah dang that is pretty talented....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlexibleCapitalSolutions View Post
    as long as you realize that he is better than you, more sophisticated than you, and more experienced than you.

    Quick interesting side fact about Mr Henry, on average, he closes 48 out of 50 cold calls

    Consider yourself lucky he took some time out of his busy day to acknowledge that you exist.

    and if you need any Factoring, MCAs or loans reach out to:

    Kevin Henry-VP Business Development
    Kevin.Henry@SeacoastBF.com
    561-623-1872
    www.seacoastbf.com
    Boynton Beach, FL

    Yeah but he’s not dumber than me. And you’re not dumb for missing that. But you’re dumb like an elephant who forgot.
    Last edited by DonMcGrath; 03-29-2021 at 02:25 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    Yeah but he’s not dumber than me. And you’re not dumb for missing that. But you’re dumb like an elephant who forgot.
    My Mother raised ugly kids....not stupid ones.....
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    oh stop it. your beautiful to me.

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    No really.... I am frequently described as an ugly human being or a very handsome monster.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Henry-Seacoast View Post
    No really.... I am frequently described as an ugly human being or a very handsome monster.......
    they are jealous of you, you are gorgeous, not just to PCFunder, but to everyone.

    We're truly fortunate to have you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Henry-Seacoast View Post
    No really.... I am frequently described as an ugly human being or a very handsome monster.......


    I always got the impression, by your unique typing style and heavy handed font use, that you were using a keyboard with heavy gloves on, to protect the equipment from your 4 fingered manacles on each of your three arms.

    Always good to know when suspicions are warranted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    I always got the impression, by your unique typing style and heavy handed font use, that you were using a keyboard with heavy gloves on, to protect the equipment from your 4 fingered manacles on each of your three arms.

    Always good to know when suspicions are warranted.
    I have very chubby fingers. They look like kielbasa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
    Dear Don,

    Please FOLLOW THE RULES of this extremely active forum and please DO NOT try to make us laugh anymore. Comedy doesn't belong here.

    Love,
    Me




    PC funder, I was reading your heart felt message while at my gym today, handling the stair master, and the passion you exhumed made me weak in the knees.

    The problem was, the lady working out next to me was about a slice of tiramisu above three hunnert’ lbs, and when I tipped and fell on her, it threw off her balance and sent her tumbling across the aisle, scoring a strike as she knocked over a bunch of members, who happened to be fat camp graduates, who all received free gym membership and were conducting a tour, and somehow they were allowed to bring lunch with them, or in their case, desert sundaes.


    It was a huge mess, multiple injuries, a lot of equipment bent out of functional shape, and my membership being revoked for 3 months.

    Thanks again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    PC funder, I was reading your heart felt message while at my gym today, handling the stair master, and the passion you exhumed made me weak in the knees.

    The problem was, the lady working out next to me was about a slice of tiramisu above three hunnert’ lbs, and when I tipped and fell on her, it threw off her balance and sent her tumbling across the aisle, scoring a strike as she knocked over a bunch of members, who happened to be fat camp graduates, who all received free gym membership and were conducting a tour, and somehow they were allowed to bring lunch with them, or in their case, desert sundaes.


    It was a huge mess, multiple injuries, a lot of equipment bent out of functional shape, and my membership being revoked for 3 months.

    Thanks again.
    now I see why Mr. Henry-VP Business Development Seacoast Business Funding, wanted you gone from this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlexibleCapitalSolutions View Post
    now I see why Mr. Henry-VP Business Development Seacoast Business Funding, wanted you gone from this forum

    Well, you know ......um....... actually.....well....no.......no I don’t see why......
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMcGrath View Post
    PC funder, I was reading your heart felt message while at my gym today, handling the stair master, and the passion you exhumed made me weak in the knees.

    The problem was, the lady working out next to me was about a slice of tiramisu above three hunnert’ lbs, and when I tipped and fell on her, it threw off her balance and sent her tumbling across the aisle, scoring a strike as she knocked over a bunch of members, who happened to be fat camp graduates, who all received free gym membership and were conducting a tour, and somehow they were allowed to bring lunch with them, or in their case, desert sundaes.


    It was a huge mess, multiple injuries, a lot of equipment bent out of functional shape, and my membership being revoked for 3 months.

    Thanks again.
    is it weird that i truthfully used the stair master at the gym today for the first time in a very long time

    also your very welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcfunder View Post
    is it weird that i truthfully used the stair master at the gym today for the first time in a very long time

    also your very welcome.

    I called it, but you were thinking it.... great minds and best friends.....










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    Quote Originally Posted by FlexibleCapitalSolutions View Post
    now I see why Mr. Henry-VP Business Development Seacoast Business Funding, wanted you gone from this forum

    If you’re one of those graduates, no offense intended. You’ve burned, and earned, every one of those caramel toppings....
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