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    Tired of WASTING TIME on "Unfundable Deals?" Send them to John Parks & GET PAID!

    Greetings Business Loan Enthusiast:

    I'm John Parks, Private Investor for business owners.

    I'll pay you 50% to 80% of all commission normally earned:

    -Real Estate backed secured lending to $500 MILLION
    -Low Volume Low Doc Funding ($4,000/Month is OK 1 month,
    Just $1,000 in some states)
    -Lines of Credit up to $500,000, with rates starting at 4.9%
    -3 to 5 yr SBA Loans in 7-10 days starting at 8.3%
    and can fund these tough files through our 900+:

    -High Inquiries are OK
    -High recent applications are OK
    -Charge Offs are OK
    -Slow Month or two? No worries, Seasonal Lending is our SPECIALTY
    -Just 2 1/2 months in business is OK with 3 statements
    sometimes 1 month, submit with last 3 personal statements
    -ALL "Hard-to-Fund" and High Risk industries funded including
    Trucking-Cannabis-Auto Sales-Law Firms
    -9 NSFs to $60,000 OK
    -27 NSFs in 90 days OK
    -11 Neg days/month OK
    -Only 3 deposit transactions OK if $15k+, 1 in some states
    -Under 400 FICOs OK- No Credit Check funding available
    (we funded a "383" previously)
    -Over leveraged...We fund to 20 positions in some cases
    -Weekly and Monthly Payments are avail to qualified applicants
    -Up To 10 year terms available for qualified applicants
    -Non-financial criminal backgrounds are funded in most cases.
    -USA, PR, and Canada are OK
    -We correct "lender apparent" frauds that aren't---
    and get them funded.
    -Business Debt Consolidations -Merchant pays 50% of current payments
    (need $20k in debt or more)
    -We fund up to 4x monthly deposit averages in certain cases
    -Credit card splits are available
    -IRS and State Tax Liens? Funded!
    -Invoices?...We can get you paid now if owed by big business
    -High charge back CC splits OK usually
    -All BKs are OK 1 day after Discharge/Dismissal
    -IRS and State Tax Liens funded with currently paid "Payment Plan" documentation
    -Even "Black Listed" and “Past Defaulters" (paid off or not) are possibly funded.

    -Rates start at 4.99%

    I currently have a 99.2% funding offer success rate.

    I will create a personal online porthole for you
    to track all your deals 24/7/365.

    Please call (909)-930-9159 or email me at johnparkspristinefunding@outlook.com
    for your ISO Agreement.

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    John, if that is your real name, you really started off on the wrong foot:

    "I'm John Parks, Private Investor for business owners. I'll pay you 50% to 80% of all commission normally earned."

    So do you give 100% of commissions because you're a private investor, or 50-80% because your a co-broker? Lenders by definition don't take commissions, they take points. So you're very clearly just lying.

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    John welcome! You might be the kind of person I need for a deal I have now, been looking for a million but havent gotten an offer for over 400k. Need someone that has alternative options.

    Please send an email to mikehunt@woodjablome.com.

    Looking Forward, Mike Hunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by showtime44 View Post
    John welcome! You might be the kind of person I need for a deal I have now, been looking for a million but havent gotten an offer for over 400k. Need someone that has alternative options.

    Please send an email to mikehunt@woodjablome.com.

    Looking Forward, Mike Hunt
    Showtime44! I think I know that Company!!! Is it Beecher Tool & Die?
    Hedley Lamarr......That's Hedley

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnParks View Post
    I will create a personal online porthole for you
    to track all your deals.
    Oh man, I always wanted my very own ..... “porthole”?!!??!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Henry-Seacoast View Post
    Showtime44! I think I know that Company!!! Is it Beecher Tool & Die?
    no affiliations with those assholes. Here at Wood Jablome we are very reputable. Please don't associate us with other companies.

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    “Hi, I’m John Parks. I’m a broker just like everyone on this forum, but I call myself an “investor” for puffery purposes. I can’t figure out how to properly market for leads (maybe because I’m broke) so please send me your hard-earned deals so I can please skim some commission off the top, if not outright steal your deals. I am 100% legit, which is why I use an Outlook email rather than spend $10 on a professional email address like everyone else”

    Fixed it for you, “John”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by showtime44 View Post
    no affiliations with those assholes. Here at Wood Jablome we are very reputable. Please don't associate us with other companies.
    hahahahahahahahahaha

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    Would you fund a 21st position if there are less than 27 NSF's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mack View Post
    Would you fund a 21st position if there are less than 27 NSF's?
    99.2% offer rate, i would say just don't think and send it. Mathematically speaking, you are bound to get an offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnParks View Post
    -We correct "lender apparent" frauds that aren't---
    and get them funded.
    -Business Debt Consolidations -Merchant pays 50% of current payments
    (need $20k in debt or more)
    I currently have a 99.2% funding offer success rate.

    I will create a personal online porthole for you
    to track all your deals 24/7/365.

    .
    these 3 are my favorite lines.Also does it have to be a porthole, can it just be a square window

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael I View Post
    these 3 are my favorite lines.Also does it have to be a porthole, can it just be a square window
    Hahahaha. I’m dead.

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    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Outlook - Not Good

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