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    Best MCA Seller of all time, You guys are nothing compared to this guy!

    This kid is HILARIOUS.

    I Just cried laughing with just about my entire office.

    Your Welcome.

    https://www.karimovcapital.com/

    Watch the Video, Stay Committed, It gets better and better.

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    This guy is great. Real or a Parody I still can't tell.

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    that kid is a trip! and jokers like him are what is going to bring the Feds in to monitor and regulate the children

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    All from his mothers basement. Maybe that is a step up from other shops

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    Jeeze.. I thought he was going to be at his mothers kitchen table..

    lmao.
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    DEFINITELY FROM MOMS BASEMENT.

    I think he is serious though - thats the crazy thing!

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    He may be on Crystal Meth. He is SUPER EXTRA

    Or He's on the Spectrum and I feel sorry for him, I can't really tell

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    Gotta love the Hustle and Flow microphone.

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    Why would any sane business person give anyone like this any financial/personal records?
    Hedley Lamarr......That's Hedley

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    that's a grown ass man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    Gotta love the Hustle and Flow microphone.
    that's excellent haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by fin4all View Post
    that's a grown ass man.
    With a Fisher Price ISO set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    With a Fisher Price ISO set.
    50 Cents, Thats all you need. Borrow it from your Parents.
    This **** is great

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan $ View Post
    50 Cents, Thats all you need. Borrow it from your Parents.
    This **** is great
    i cant figure out if this is a great because its all a joke or if it is just pathetic and sad

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    Davron: Yes, I’m calling to discuss financing for your company.
    Merchant: Great, how much can you get me?
    Davron: Well, it looks like you qualify for.....
    Davron‘s Mom: Honey, dinner will be ready in 15 minutes.
    Davron: Ma, GET OFF THE PHONE!!
    Davron‘s Mom: ok, honey. Just don’t fill up on cheese doddles and red bull before your supper.
    Davron: MA, IM WORKING HERE. GET OFF THE PHONE.
    Davron‘s Mom: ok, make it quick, I’ve got to confirm your father’s pediatrist appointment.

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    MOM, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Im SELLING MCA's

    You want some meatloaf honey?

    YES ILL TAKE SOME!!!!!!!!!!

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    The young guy is trying, seems to be making some money regardless of what you think of his personality. If you comment on his videos he will reply gracefully, and he actually puts himself out there on Youttube unlike most folks. I believe hes a former Yellowstone broker where he prob developed some bad habits. Hopefully some of those change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhum2016 View Post
    The young guy is trying, seems to be making some money regardless of what you think of his personality. If you comment on his videos he will reply gracefully, and he actually puts himself out there on Youttube unlike most folks. I believe hes a former Yellowstone broker where he prob developed some bad habits. Hopefully some of those change.
    YS Would not Hire this kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhum2016 View Post
    The young guy is trying, seems to be making some money regardless of what you think of his personality. If you comment on his videos he will reply gracefully, and he actually puts himself out there on Youttube unlike most folks. I believe hes a former Yellowstone broker where he prob developed some bad habits. Hopefully some of those change.
    I don't recognize him,.....Anthony, do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan $ View Post
    MOM, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Im SELLING MCA's

    You want some meatloaf honey?

    YES ILL TAKE SOME!!!!!!!!!!
    Best comment ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan $ View Post
    YS Would not Hire this kid.
    doesnt matter, someone did, you dont know his situation, you had some laughs now move on or go post some videos of you on the phone for us to enjoy

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    The ISO shop he has is "funderhunt" I cut them off a while ago - Be careful if you have them boarded.
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    come on guys League of Legends saved his life....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chambo View Post
    that kid is a trip! and jokers like him are what is going to bring the Feds in to monitor and regulate the children


    I don't agree with Chambo too much but the kid is almost dry snitching, plus did you check out some of the "products" on his site...




















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