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    Tuesday morning humor

    Lead below came in last night.


    "Like I wrote in my email...I have a firm in Boston...Bio lab/Bank , FDA approved as well as cGMP approved(highest certification). The store cordblood and stem cells from baby teeth. They have beenm in businesses for 8 years with top-line last year of around $600k. They recently have geared up for a rollout and scale...with projected breakeven in january.($150k/month). They need a reasonable line of credit for working capital and later for equipment. There only line has been Lettuce, which has been paid and paypal of $100k which has been paid 2x."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfeinberg View Post
    Lead below came in last night.


    "Like I wrote in my email...I have a firm in Boston...Bio lab/Bank , FDA approved as well as cGMP approved(highest certification). The store cordblood and stem cells from baby teeth. They have beenm in businesses for 8 years with top-line last year of around $600k. They recently have geared up for a rollout and scale...with projected breakeven in january.($150k/month). They need a reasonable line of credit for working capital and later for equipment. There only line has been Lettuce, which has been paid and paypal of $100k which has been paid 2x."
    Not the Onion?

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    That en email from Karen?
    I put my contact info in here, and
    was bombarded with spam from funders
    if you need to reach me PM me

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    stem cells from infants teeth is considered a delicacy. Pairs well with white wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capaxess View Post
    Not the Onion?
    lol he knew it was some type of vegetable

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    stem cells from infants teeth is considered a delicacy. Pairs well with white wine.
    Better with Chianti and fava beans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian View Post
    Better with Chianti and fava beans
    Clariceeeee

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    One of the top feel good movies of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastFunding View Post
    One of the top feel good movies of all time.
    Top 3 Romantic Comedy's of all time.

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    Lmao Lettuce
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